I'll have number 1327, "Fragrant bone in garlic strange flavour". And let's not forget number 1210, "A west bean pays the fish a soup".

May I take your order?

Not worksafe if your employers object to you howling with helpless laughter on the job.
Last 4 items possibly not worksafe full stop. (Duck bukkake??)

Thanks to dhole.

(And if you still have breath at the end of this, check out this Japanese version that someone posted in a comment to the original menu.)