Half of my teeth are now very clean. Half of my mouth is very numb. This is an extremely weird experience.

My brain keeps doing creative dyslexia (I don't actually have dyslexia, except where numbers are concerned, but my brain often pretends I do when the results are more interesting than the correct reading.) On my way back from the dental hygienist visit, I saw a very big poster where a candidate for the upcoming European elections promises JOB CREMATION.

Yeah. (I also keep seeing vans from SHOPLIFTING firms.)

...for one split second, your often-dyslexically-treacherous brain actually thinks that the sign over the door of the local print-and-framing shop reads "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS TO POSTER SIZE"